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Well, the orange cloud / alien invasion never turned up - either that or we've been quietly sequestered & this is a well crafted message from Earth Commander Zorg...
Keeping with the pretense of this being a routine message to lull the foolish Earthlings into a false sense of security, I can report that my weights now a more plausible 85 kilos, so I'm almost back to the optimum eating weight, I mean, back to where I expect to be.
I also encountered the worst customer service I've ever come across yesterday; its almost as though they just dont want to serve you in these shops. The gormless woman stood behind her counter for almost 30 minutes ignoring me as I asked, repeatedly for 'that loaf of bread there, please'. In the end I lost my temper and vaporised the place.
HAIL KLAG!
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Keeping with the pretense of this being a routine message to lull the foolish Earthlings into a false sense of security, I can report that my weights now a more plausible 85 kilos, so I'm almost back to the optimum eating weight, I mean, back to where I expect to be.
I also encountered the worst customer service I've ever come across yesterday; its almost as though they just dont want to serve you in these shops. The gormless woman stood behind her counter for almost 30 minutes ignoring me as I asked, repeatedly for 'that loaf of bread there, please'. In the end I lost my temper and vaporised the place.
HAIL KLAG!
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