Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wolf
Dec. 13th, 2025 11:20 am
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By contrast, everyone always trusted the wolf that cried human.
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By contrast, everyone always trusted the wolf that cried human.

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Still better than the crap-moons of Mars.
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We just have to get locked into the Federation and then we can run back to the basement.

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Later, as a matter of principle, they have a 1 to 1 sex to children ratio.

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The fantasy of reacting to reactions to cultural ephemera grows more vivid every night until he can bear it no longer.

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The worst part is that there's always one guy among the flock who can't stop also replying all.
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The Perks of Being A Hundred Wallflowers is about a teenager with the superpower to turn into an army of shy people.
This strip was first published in 2012. (Time has no meaning anymore.)
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The only down side is that in the bio pic there's a 45 minute musical montage as he prepares to battle the aliens.