The plan

Ok then. Here goes nothing. I’m trying to motivate myself out of my complacency and actually go to the gym in an attempt to join the ranks of the healthier friends that seem to be accumulating around me – which is a sickening admission that peer pressure has an effect on me!. My lack of success thus far (despite several weeks worth of attempts, broken promises & general let-downs) seems to indicate that either dynamite or public ridicule seem to be the only forces that are sufficiently motivating to propel me out of my lethargy and get me to go to the gym.

As dynamite seems a tad extreme, not to mention illegal, I’m opting to declare my intention to go to the gym tonight, without fail, no matter what, on the grounds that, if I don’t go, I’ll be made to look like a total nana in a public forum.

That’s the plan at least.

S

NO!!!!

I stand by my initial post. I am determined to go to the gym tonight, despite the fact that I managed to leave the lights on my car on all day. Even if hell itself freezes over tonight & I am going to the gym.

As soon as the engineer turns up to start my car.

You see my dilemma. It should be within the next 2 hours....

S